How do I?

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alphonsedamoose 's caption -

my bike has collapsed

and

Two saggy back-ends

Doug 's caption -

Who was the smarty pants that glued my folding bicycle together?

Siddharth Khandelwal caption-

"Ok, I have found the tyres. Now I need to look for the rest of the bike"