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Yesterday I learnt sitting in a dentist's chair wasn't conducive to thinking up captions!
Perhaps the view from the chair might suggest a caption.

(Today’s posting on YesBut Thinking Aloud is dedicated to ozlady for the caption posted on YesBut’s Image on 20th June 2007. Click here to read more . . . )

Pope Terry 's suggested caption -

I don't care what the dentist says I know I look stupid in those glasses.

Bart 's suggestion -

Psst...hey Gauze...distract the guard Goggles, I'm making a break for it. And if I don't make it, tell Dental Bridge I love her.

CHEWY 's caption -

YesBut: "esss, mm inne. arrrgggh. ahhh wii?"

Translation: "Yes, I'm fine. The wife?"

Thinking: "How does he expect me to answer him with all this crap in my mouth?"

Doug 's caption -

Dentist: "Is he out?"
Assistant: "Yes."
Dentist: "Ever seen a movie called "Marathon Man?"
Assistant: "Don't think so.."
Dentist: "There's a scene where a guy gets his teeth drilled into without anesthesia.."
Patient:" I can hear you two you know.."