YesBut when's the show starting?

Are you sure there's a show tonight?

Anonymous suggested caption -

"This toothache is killing me. Me too."

Doug 's captions -

"The Barry Manilow concert brought on sleepiness in the ladies and baldness in the men."

and

"Little did the crowd know that the row of red lights WAS the entire show."

david mcmahon 's suggestions -

"Pink gins 12, pink chins 2"

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and

"Johnny-glum-lately"

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JonnyJP 's caption -

"Giant Kit attacks cinema goers, young Hasselhoff not impressed"